You’d better beware what you eat for lunch
There’s a lean little green and it packs a mean punch
It makes your piss smelly, it makes your piss vile
There’s a frown on your face where once was a smile
There’s a freaky reek when you take a leak
And it’ll stay for days, it’ll linger all week
It causes such chaos, it causes a fuss
And its name, my friends, is ‘asparagus’.
Yeah, so I wrote a food review in the form of a poem. What of it?