ASPARAGUS

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You’d better beware what you eat for lunch

There’s a lean little green and it packs a mean punch

It makes your piss smelly, it makes your piss vile

There’s a frown on your face where once was a smile

There’s a freaky reek when you take a leak

And it’ll stay for days, it’ll linger all week

It causes such chaos, it causes a fuss

And its name, my friends, is ‘asparagus’.

Yeah, so I wrote a food review in the form of a poem. What of it?

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