‘BREAKFAST BISCUITS’

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FOR GOD’S SAKE PEOPLE: ‘BREAKFAST BISCUITS’ ARE JUST BISCUITS WITH LITTLE PICTURES OF WHEAT ON THEM. ARE WE REALLY HAVING THIS NONSENSE?

IF THEY SPRINKLE SOME HERBS AND STICK A RICE PAPER PICTURE OF BEEF WELLINGTON ON TOP AND CALL THEM ‘DINNER BISCUITS’ WILL YOU BE STUFFING THEM IN BEFORE YOUR PATHETIC OFFICE DRINKS SESSION?

MAYBE IT WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT: “OOH HAVE YOU TRIED THOSE DINNER BISCUITS? THEY’VE GOT HERBS AND EVERYTHING. THEY’RE JUST LIKE DINNER.”

HUMANS, WE’RE BETTER THAN THIS.

‘Breakfast biscuits’ as concept: 0/10

‘Breakfast biscuits’ judged simply as ‘biscuits’: 7/10. They’re pretty nice.

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