Oi, supermarkets: stop making soup in plastic containers.
None of you can make soup, and I’m pretty sure everyone knows this.
The vegetable one: shit.
The chickeny one: shit.
The vaguely East Asian one: shit.
The vaguely South Asian one: shit.
The red-meat based proud-to-be-British one: shit.
The problem here is that while people are buying, you’ll keep making, which does heartily suggest people keep buying your dazzlingly shit soups in plastic containers.
This, sadly, leads me further to believe that people like the taste of vegetable and/or meat-tinged liquid plastic. Let’s make one thing clear: average food does not mean mediocre effort, or a mediocre vision of a better world. Demand more.
Actually, while we’re here, is all soup actually shit? Find out in a future Average Food Blog.
ALL SUPERMARKET SOUPS: 2/10